Stephen Colbert genuinely did this - played a character who held views different from his own, under his name, in a performance art way. But the line between real person and character could be found in out of character interviews, in winking aspects of the show, in it’s clearly delineated beginning and end times, his…

Couldn’t any gangbanger make the same claim? “The murderous, terrifying persona I use on the streets is all an act, it couldn’t be further from my true nature or my personality. I am a loving teddybear on my own time, but my day job representing MS-13 is performance art, and ‘Trigger Mike’ is just a character I play.”

Maybe we should start a kickstarter to buy him a belt.

That one’s supposedly average boyfriend was also the best looking of the men in the article.

The one that got me was the 23 year old woman working in PR who said “As a person who’s always been complimented on [my] ‘stunning beauty’ … I’d been searching for a ‘hot’ guy to match the label I had always been given,” says Young. “But after a date or two, they’ll have problems hanging out with you and then will…

to date a 30-year-old who you merely describe as “a softer beauty.”

Same! I encourage everyone to go read the original article because it’s so bizarre I think it must be an April Fools Day piece that they accidentally ran a few weeks late. In case it’s not clear from the original post, there’s a picture of a muscular, shirtless dude playing a violin, in addition to a picture of the…

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

Oh my god, that article. The most hilarious thing is that in the pictures of these supposed heartbreakers and the average partners they’ve passed up models for, it’s completely impossible to tell which one is which.

America, where victim blaming is our national sport.

Nope fuck that. People would have just kept giving excuses not to be able to do it. I think they should have kept upping the reimbursement until people started to fly out of their seats.

I’ve read some lawyer opinions that United may have violated their contract of carriage, as the following appears to be the case:

Somebody needs to remind this guy that this movie does not end well for him.

Munoz has long since stopped seeing passengers as customers, much less human beings. We are all merely inconvenient cargo of varying sizes, that can be moved around at the company’s whim and with disregard to our comfort or dignity.

We live in a country that, sadly, prioritizes corporate profits and efficiency over human lives and dignity. I’m surprised we don’t see stuff like this more often.

2017: the year bad people lost all of their shame.

500 Days of Kristen - which set my blood to near boil everyday on Gawker - seems downright inoffensive and quaint now.

💜 you so much for “100 Days of Clusterfuck”!

WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

Well, Trump has surpassed Clinton on the number of golf games thus far Trump=17 vs Clinton=3 . Trump has spent roughly 1/3 of Obama’s vacation expenses in 11 weeks vs Obummer’s 8 years, so I guess there are historic levels of............. something ........ during Trump’ first 100 days.