Thats because MEN choose to put us down and judge us based on looks, makeup, body hair, breast size, height, race, hair color, hair length.

I also watched this last night with my wife. That question popped into my head for about a second before I swiped it out. Must be age..

Dear Fancy Kristen,

Funny story...

That looks like some commie talk right there...

Fun fact: every building in Philadelphia is held together not by mortar, but by Cheez Wiz. That’s why you find people licking the walls of old buildings all the time.

As a French descendant I kindly take offense at this statement. This is what both “Good” and “Correct” cheese looks like:

In before comments like: “The gubmint has no business taxin me!”

Hottest Take: Montreal is better at France than France.

White 5-speed late eighties Econoline you say? If this thing originated in Oakville ON I may have been its second owner after a jilted wife sold it to me since it was in her name and her husband was a “cheating prick”. Man I had a blast with this thing. Or one exactly like it.

Possibly the best line:

Brought to you by the Triangle Corporation.

Ingrates! Here’s a roll of off brand paper towels you lazy bastards!!

This is dumb. You don’t need to have played football to talk about football, the same way you don’t need to have been a number to be a mathematician.

It’s an apt analogy. Maybe you’re too young to remember, but the “black quarterbacks can’t learn an offense” was a huge thing for a while. Any success they had was chalked up to their ability to scramble. It was said of every single black quarterback for a LONG time. I’m willing to bet the comment was a callback to…

No, they just get raped all the time, you misogynistic piece of shit.

It’s not the same thing. But it’s not a false equivalency either. Newton lacks empathy for another person being judged by a circumstance of birth, something he himself takes great offense at. That makes it a fair observation to make.

Some were burned at the stake.

Who gives a fuck? That’s like saying a male can’t be a OB-GYN because they can’t have babies. GTFO with your weak shit.

Pretty much. Bigotry based on a characteristic you were born with and don’t have control over.