man, they just like to accessorize with bling.

It’s not unusual for backwater dictators to give themselves unwarranted awards and medals. See well known examples below.

It’s “on fleek” and I hope I’m not coming off as a jerk when I say I absolutely love that you wrote “on flick”

Okay, but at least Gorsuch is a judge. DeVos has no experience in education policy. Perry has no experience in energy policy or securing nuclear weapons. Tillerson has no diplomatic experience. Carson has no housing policy experience. The list goes on nearly forever.

And all the semiotics of that peace sign he’s flashing...

But Brezhnev eyebrows are on a flick.

What is it about sheriffs that leads them to dress up like Gilbert & Sullivan caricatures? I’ve seen (American) Generals and Admirals with less shit on their dress uniform than the sheriff of Lower Turkey Scratch County.

Well, isn’t plagiarism actually one of the qualifications the Trump administration is looking for in candidates? From his wife Melania, to Monica Crowley, to... hell, I’m not even gonna bother citing all the examples. This should do:

Angels ain’t what they used to be. Lot of wear and tear, poor bastards.

“When the meteorite crashed right in front of that speeding schoolbus of refugee war orphans and caused it to plow through my neighbors’ meth-lab and burned both of our houses down, I knew the Lord was watching out for us because everyone got out in time.”

“It’s amazing to me how calm everybody stayed. Angels were watching out for us.” No they weren’t.

No, it just inflamed it and more people died.

Apparently the road to hell is also paved with war crimes, like what she revealed was happening.

You do remember how she revealed that the American armed forces were basically committing war crimes, right? You were there for that, right?

Wow, what an apropos username.

Why do you care about legally?

And if she had failed to expose the crimes she became aware of, she would have been complicit in war crimes.

So what’s your favorite part about raping children and massacring civilians?

That’s not espionage; it’s whistleblowing. Good to know you’re down with murdering civilians and raping children, though.

If you go to prison because you exposed murder, child sex slavery and torture paid for by our tax dollars, I’m sure you’d get a star, too.