“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

I don’t think he lies so much as just vomits out words and phrases without giving any thought at all to what those words are. A lie, even a bad one, requires a bit of thought. I don’t think he thinks anything at all about what he is about to say or that he has any thought or memory of what he’s said ten seconds after…

I wish when I tried to lie I didn’t abruptly shout “I’M SORRY!” mid-sentence and then start crying. It’s a little bit of a tell.

On the plus side, at least you don’t have a constellation of frightening personality disorders?

Life would be so much easier...

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Trump is just plain fucking stupid. He thinks he looks good in suits, that his hair is perfect and his skin tone is natural. For a guy who’s “casting” his cabinet, he’s completely clueless.

It breaks my heart that some of the same people who voted for Obama voted for Trump. Like, a theoretical Black president was fine, but after 8 years of the reality, along with him not being able to blow rainbows and diamonds out of his ass, coupled with subconscious panic over the future of a white minority,…

I’m going to miss the Obama family and the Bidens so much. They are all so truly compassionate and classy, and not afraid to be goofy- something our President-elect seems to think makes him look weak (although he always looks like an asshole.) Photos of President Obama with children are my absolute favorite.

My Pops took us to a Drive In to see Star Wars, and stuck speakers on both doors. I will never forget that intro Imperial Cruiser shot, while our Plymouth Valient shook like we were there. Magic.

Prince was basically my God and I went into legit mourning, but Carrie has me weeping in a different way and I don’t know why. I guess she was one of us, a struggling, imperfect person who made it through. There was not one false note about her, and I hope she knew how inspirational her simple honesty was. Because…

Huh. “A standard retard.”

I suspect all roads on that chart would lead to Tallulah Bankhead.

Old Hollywood lesbian chart! Now that would be interesting. Every line would eventually lead to Greta Garbo and/or Marlene Dietrich

Makes me feel old, I don’t recognize any of those gals. If you said Katherine Hepburn and Barbara Stanwyk I would have been right there with you.

I cringed before clicking on the link to the Carlson/Duca exchange; wasn’t sure I’d be able to stomach Carlson on Christmas Eve. But Duca’s measured and focused commentary and responses were brilliant. She kept her cool in the face of Carlson’s repellant, bald-faced bullying. I sincerely applaud her. Awesome…

I was waiting for you guys to write about this...Duca handled herself so well considering she was being screamed at by a legitimate psycho

Nope - you’re exactly right. They’re freaks of nature—and I mean that in an envious way—and whether they’re born in Croydon or Beverly Hills makes no difference. They’re tall and thin and gorgeous and look good in clothes - so they become models. Some of them suck on the runway - cf Gigi, who fucking galumphs down the…

So, the blue-haired character in Nicki’s game is actually quite amiable. HOWEVER, there’s a rival rapper with red highlights named Bitta Sweet that is very Azealia Banks-ish. Yes, I’m enjoying my time off work, why do you ask?