What the hell is up with Khloe’s talons? I’ll never understand why some women want fingernails that long.

I thought about getting a Nest, but I don’t see how it would reconcile “woman with no blood who wants to live on the sun” and “man who shovels snow in his underwear”.

Oh, spare me the condescending comment. I don’t hate paying for labor. But we all do some kind of labor so where does this stop? Should I have asked my clients for tips when I prepared their tax returns on a timely manner?

Actually, I think I do need this.

J.K. Rowling is probably the best argument ever for the death of the author. It’s increasingly clear that she holds herself to none of the ideals she wrote about. That doesn’t make the books bad, it just makes her bad.

Thank you. She was taken from us well before she should have been. She was perfectly healthy (still driving and living on her own) when she had a stroke. We thought we had all the time in the world and because of that we missed out on learning how to do all the things she did. I regret not having her teach me how to…

Grandma recipes are always difficult. My grandmother passed away before I was ever able to get her to teach me how she made apple pie. I have the recipe for it but there’s no instructions on the index card she wrote it on and I am terrible at pie dough. I also miss her fettucine alfredo.

Thanks!

I’m hoping part of her waiting involves taking Tarantino down a peg. That he knew “more than rumors” and “enough to do something” but didn’t act and Uma was in his movies makes me wonder. He got got a new company for his future shitty Mason family movie staring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Someone needs to tell Tarantino…

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?

Happy Thanksgiving, bb:

Hey Jezzies,

Amy’s thankful for s’mores leftovers now:

As posted elsewhere, Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving. I’m drunk AF and making s’mores RN:

Imverysorry.org

And leave all those middle-aged drunk white motherfuckers loose in the streets?

Saying which bands you saw at Warped Tour is a pretty good metric for figuring out how old someone is.