Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

D.B. Pooper

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Chance is the only fucking major figure who cares about CPS and it is disgusting.

That was me. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to clarify what poverty is. “No, we weren’t don’t-have-an-Atari-poor. We were choosing-between-food-and-electricity-poor.”

yes it’s not so ‘strange’ when you don’t have it :)

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

Prince is back on Spotify. That is really cool.

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

Its Tim Duncan... he smuggles a case of water via cargo pants. Have you seen the size of those pants?

+1 bottle of water snuck in via cargo pocket, because it’s just careless to spend $9 at the arena

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

I love Elizabeth Warren, and what was done to her on the floor of the Senate was so past the regular ugliness of politics, it literally knocked my breath out.

Because people were actually watching. People who usually can’t be bothered to pay attention to politics beyond maybe voting every four years are now paying attention to floor debates. Congressman don’t like it when people actually see what they are doing instead of barely listening to the soundbite they give to a 24…

Because she’s Hillary 2.0 in their eyes. Smarter than them, accomplished, gives no fucks, will call them out on their bullshit. She terrifies all the man-babies.

I’m amazed by this. How the fuck you gonna use Rule 19 during a confirmation hearing of a sitting senator? It’s absolute bullshit.

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.