Consisting of one 500,000$ bill.

My bet:  a cheap camera, cheap laptop, cheap necklace, and a bag full of $500,000. 

Yo dawg, I heard you liked countering missile systems with missile systems so we made a counter-missile missile system to counter your counter-counter-missile-missile system.

$80k 1.3 C8s for an Expedition?

Man, I was worried for the first few words there that your message was going to go in the other direction. A pleasant whiplash, if such a thing is possible.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

As a volunteer at my local track, let me ask “what the hell are these dudes doing?”

I find this nameplate reuse more of an atrocity than even the new Blazer.

Its another example of hoarding. I see this a lot in my own hobby ( vintage radios and electronics) where the “collector” will almost bury themselves alive in the stuff and with such vast quantities that they can’t even really get near or actually enjoy what they have. Most of these cars look like they’ve been sitting…

Okay, kids, this is a lesson that getting married and having children leads to a boring life and being told “No” by somebody who doesn’t get it isn’t the American dream. This is......

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

Han shot first?

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

Yes exactly.  “Sedan shaped X3M”...GTFO with that misleading nonsense

Appealing? No.

The bat flip didn’t even make Reds newcomer Trevor Bauer angry, he was actually laughing about it.

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

Dealers are like, “OMG!!! We have 2018s in stock!” Meanwhile, Nissan and Dodge are still peddling 2008 models.

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.