Redskins beat Cowboys; An alternate history of the United States. (Mass Market Paperback - October 22, 2018)

$0 because you’re not going to win.

When I started reading Jalopnik a bit over a decade ago, one had to be approved to comment, and my “audition” comment was about the Dodge M4S (Turbo Interceptor).

When I think of fake scoops, I think of Minty’s Firebird in The Wraith. Note the closed butterflies... and the lack of a belt.

wait, but why?

People must stop overpaying for their cars.

I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

This is 1991 1Le that is 1 of 478 combined auto & manual trans, 1 of 303 5 speeds and 1 of 1 with a 5 speed along with black and tan leather which means it is has a very nice future. You will not find another 1le like this one. 

Yes! Now make him James Bond and put him on Top Gear. Idris Elba all the things!

They used to show this to us in assembly when I was in grade school. This, Johnny Appleseed and Sleepy Hollow plus all those nature movies. Sigh, I miss being a kid.

I love how can still see some of the underlying line gesture. I miss hand drawn animation.

That was a good short. The Disney shorts they have (had?) up on Netflix are fantastic and definitely worth watching.

Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

8 grand for a quasi-stock Civic from over 25 years ago...

Am I a terrible person for laughing at that?

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

I really don’t understance why guys do this.

God damn. This breaks my heart, at least in part because it’s so close to my experience growing up as a Niners/Giants fan. I was at the last Niners game at Candlestick and my father (a long time season ticket holder) actually purchased his physical seats (they’re in his garage right now).

How to get sober in three easy steps: