@Sam Iacullo:Did you mean: Assembled by under paid non-union workers hired by a foreign corporation. So that you yokels buy into the fallacy of participating when the reality is you're only cheap 3rd world labor to them. And the foreign corporations can cheat your countries tariffs on these products and get Millions…

I'll start growing out my Neo-mullet

@X-cchannel-M: Um, the Germans dont race MotoGP or WSBK. Nice bikes tho I have 2 old German bikes BMW & NSU. Ducati was owned by an American company when I bought mine in '07 so Italian-American? Oh wait all you your POV seems to be stereotype and conjecture. Sorry I thought we were talking about facts.

@Lacara: I'd do it, make a subtle noise... But if they had females groping us I'd keep getting in line

Is the acura logo on the grill blacked out? But it says TSX in large white letters on the windshield?!?

@IfOnlyIHadTheMoney: it works for Suzuki motors, Why not Ducatis?!?

@Quotidian_Hr: Wha??? the Ducs seemed to hold up pretty well racing across the finish line more times than the Japanese in MotoGP. I saw some mechanical failures by Japanese bikes in those races.

big deal :p there are BOTNETS that are way bigger, with more commerce and purpose than that one. BFD

@MaWeiTao: You mean like the Lenovo? with their great OS and those well designed cases & processors... Really thy were IBMs?

@anitesh.jaswal: Which they bought with dollars and American replacement workers. 'merika F' Yea!

TV show arguments aside, I've seen Jay driving to car shows and riding bikes to local hang outs. he doesnt just talk the talk, He uses those vehicles! They couldn't have gone to a better home.

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: Look at the old corvair TV commercialsthey drove 'em crazy and couldnt flip 'em. I miss the '64s I had always wanted a '66

@Adamskiy, as seen on TV!: Agreed that would be the best route to "The Road"

@The Vanishing Boy: YES YES YES! I'd start lining up now.

@Trent Stöke and the Brunellian Nutsacks: YES exactly!

You're Getting Warmer!!!!

@solracer: Plus theyre no 1 in all the LeMons races.

@Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy.: Neon the no 1 winner in the LeMons races so far...

@tkosoccer03: Yeah! Fukin A!!

My Ducati gets better than 49 in the CITY. and 0 to 60 in like 2 seconds. Suck it toyota.