Works? Hell, son, it’ll get you elected President.

I have never, in my entire life put maple syrup in the refrigerator and can honestly say, I’ve never seen it spoil or get moldy or anything of the sort.

I ran a youth athletic program for a town that shares a district with Mr. Williams. It was widely understood that the reason he was coaching AAU was because he didn't like the pussies who coached in-town ball.

“The guys is drunk! But there he goes!” If there has ever been a more succinct description of my 20's, I haven't heard it.

Looks like I'll be skipping this movie. Oh, not because of The Shocker, but because there is an inverse proportion between the number of villians in a super hero movie and the quality of the movie in general.

I'm not a millennial and I didn't watch because the product was utter shit. NBC's version of the Olympics (ie not shown live, not showing everything in an event, showing waaaaaay too much of some event while not covering at all other events, having more commerical time than actual sports time and the fucking god-awful…

Joust. The orginal standalone, quarter-munching machine was stuck in the corner of the snack bar at the beach club where I spent one glorious summer. My brother and I kicked the snot out of each other for hours at a time. I think there might have been a Phoenix machine too, but Joust was our jam.

Not sure this is as big of a story as it sounds. No one who can afford a Black Lotus that wants one, doesn't have it already. The formats where you can play Black Lotus are small and dying.

I have flown out of exactly 4 and the rules for each (Trenton, Indianapolis, Philadelphia and Charlotte) have been different in some way each time

I saw the Flaming Lips in 1990 in the quad of my college. They were fucking wasted on acid and god knows what else and were just awful. The other people who were, I assume, tripping balls seemed to like it before they wandered off into the woods to make the stars fall.

I won't pay for CBS's shitty service ... even if means missing out on a show I've watched every episode of every version up until now.

I must be an idiot then because these did not work so hot for me last year. In fact, the pods didn't "biodegrade" fast enough and the roots wound up in a giant ball and the plants were much smaller than they should have been. I'll stick to seedlings.

The lacrosse field is over there, sir.

Oh no. But the knucklehead parents all THINK they will and are therefore justified at screaming at any and all people within 200 yards of the playing field for any reason, real or imagined.

How the hell is Silver Surfer nominated for so much? I'm a huge Silver Surfer fan but that book suuuuuuuuucks.

My parents meeting opening line was "No one on this team will play Major League Baseball. No one on this team will get an athletic scholarship. No one on this team will brag about anything that they did on this team when they are in college. This is a bunch of kids playing a game. Your job is to not ruin it for them.…

Fool me once, Avatar. I knew I'd wasted my money within the first few minutes when the world "Unobtainium" was uttered.

The mayor of my town is a minor coach for team that won the Super Bowl several years ago, and he still wears that shit around. It's hilarious because the ring is GIGANTIC and he's not. Every one makes fun of him because of it.

I don’t know whether Kotaku would have said something or not ... I do know that a Caitlyn Jenner joke would also not have been inconsistant with Minsc’s character either. Difference is that people who would have objected to a Caitlyn Jenner joke wouldn’t have hidden behind the stupid “It’s out of character” defense…

If anything, the new characters and storyline are "more authentic" to the Baldur's Gate ethos and flavor than not. People who are bothered by it are bothered by it because they have been made uncomfortable not because there is any sort of "break with tradition" in BG.