Wow, a douchey Pats fan. Who'da thunk it?

The Avengers were so ridiculously overpowered in the late 80’s: Captain Marvel, Starfox, Namor, Hercules, Thor ...

Yuuuup.

Plum Floating in a Bowler Hat Filled With Perfume Shandy

Most Visa Gift cards are not useable for e-commerce.

So that makes is okay in your book? Irony is a cruel cruel mistress.

Listen, I hate the MRA douchebags as much as the next person, but you’ve totally missed the point. Doxxing is bad. It’s bad, even if the people who are being doxxed are assholes. If you’re against GamerGaters doxxing women (and you should), then you should be just as strongly against potential adulters being doxxed,…

As a Seahawks Fan, I am overjoyed with that transaction ... so I'm pretty sure you got what is known as "the shit end" of that particular stick.

$7 a six pack??? I'm paying $17.99 for a case of golden refreshment.

I'd love to be able to, but I find Rick & Morty beyond stupid. And I love Community & most shows on Adult Swim so it should be right in my wheelhouse ... shrug.

“That’s quite a dress you’re almost wearing. What keeps it up?”

Just wait until they’re old enough to pull this shit.

Here’s another quote from the Chairman, lest you think he might in some way be biased against President Obama.

The garage fridge has saved many a marriage and actually comes in handy on Thanksgiving and other major eating holidays.

I have watched NFL games on mute for about 5 seasons now. It's fan-fucking-tastic. My greatest fear is they'll start running live tweets across the bottom of the screen and then I'll have to put duct tape across the bottom of my screen.

Yes, and after you cancel your internet with your current provider, where are you getting your internet from? See for most Americans, there is no second choice.

You must under 40, otherwise you'd never attempt to state that either the airline or telecom industries are better than before deregulation. Oh sure, if you live in one of the few cities that are served by many airlines, you can find affordable fares, but just try flying out of a market with one or two airlines and…

As a parent of a teenage boy, I can honestly say the only time there’s ever been fear in that boys eyes is when he caught a glimpse of me striding towards him with narrowed eyes, and set jaw and nary a word spoken. I even got a “sir” thrown in at the end of each sentence he spoke to me.

This article was not about the history and evolution of the G.I. Joe Action Figure. It is about the 80's G.I. Joe action figure. I was much more interested in the 60's and 70's G.I. Joe history, of which there is none.