Plus High Life gave us this gem of an ad ...

Miller High Life is the best of the cheap American style macros by a pretty wide margin. I don't drink very much of it during the winter, but when it's hot out, there's really very few beers that I enjoy more than a Miller High Life.

So, is the campaign still an on the rails, advance to point x to stop the enemy closet from spawning random dudes affair, or did they actually code a game?

Because he abandoned the left and is letting Wall Street continue to destroy the Middle Class? Or, if you're a Republican, because he's black?

Dude, get yourself a mango slicer. It is one of the few kitchen gadgets I swear by.

To be fair, EVERYONE who isn't a Giants fan is rooting for the Royals.

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy movie. The cast was great, the script was horrible. I understand that it was Adams', but it STUNK. I'd love that cast with the original radio script shot as a feature film. Sigh.

I'm a fan of Spaten, which comes from a green bottle.

Any reason why Heineken skunks in green glass while Miller High Life doesn't skunk in clear glass? I've never heard that adequately explained.

Dude opened a Magic card PACK. It's hard to play Magic with just a 15 card deck.

You should add in the GIF of Garcon pulling Sherman down by his facemask later in the game too. Neither play drew a flag.

Why not go literal with "Tamborine"?

Um, hello? "Erotic City"? "Soft & Wet"? Waaaay better than the faux rap on Sexy M.F. which is decidedly un-sexy.

Dude, Apple can't keep nekkid pictures private and you want NFL teams to use them to communicate plays to players on the field?

Whether or not it's called Taylor Ham or Pork Roll, it's a curiously New Jersey obsession.

Here's the large gaping hole in this tale Roger ... the criminal investigation was OVER on May 20th when the court accept his plea bargain. You didn't even MEET with Rice until June 16th. Why the fuck didn't you ask for the tape sometime between May 20th and June 16th you lying weasel?

So, you're hoping to be judged on your actions going forward? Methinks most people are more than a little interested in your actions (or lack thereof) in the past, Roger. You know, that part of time where all the malfeasence is.

Sooo, haven't read up much on "Too Big To Fail" banks, eh?

Doug Farrar at SI is excellent.

Highwaisted shorts. Never in a million years did I think these were coming back.