don't forget the kids. your kids have to be present for maximum impact, because role models...

brilliant social commentary. so spot on and hilarious. ditto to the other note about reading your book - I’d totally read it!

No words have ever been more real than when you typed “Jayden’s Mom”. *Fistbump to you from my former home on the Indiana side of the state line, where dreams go to die*

This is almost every person I went to high school with.

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

They might be too old to be Nevaeh’s, but they may have a daughter named that!

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

Gee, I can’t imagine how this guy thought raping someone was ok with a father like that. Clearly he grew up learning how to take responsibility for his actions, among other lessons on how to be a decent human being.

I laughed, felt a little guilty, then laughed at myself for feeling guilty. A good time was had, is what I’m saying.

The belief on gossip sites like Bossip, both from the writers and the readers, seems to be that because Tamar basically talked/acted like a drag queen, that she turned off middle America, that their polling or whatever the executives use to measure her appeal among the public bottomed out. This is all “insiders”…

I can understand why she’s so distraught; I was once betrayed by the people I considered to be my best friends in the world, without any justification or explanation. I still don’t know why they changed so suddenly, as no one ever told me why they thought it was okay. And even though I would never be friends with them…

Steve Harvey, Superman in an oversized pin-striped suit that he is, has come to rescue Tamar from hell. Harvey announced that his production company is giving Tamar her own talk show.

This... This is annoying in the way that Carrie was rewarded for kissing Aiden with a bigass diamond. There’s no self development or growth in that.

A regular Jezebel.

It’s telling how the woman in her mid-20ies is a homewrecker, while the poor, naive man twice her age and life experience was just an easy mark to exploit and blackmail.

Also, were they 20+ feet away from her? If so, couldn’t she move 20 feet away from him during the same time frame?

And there’s almost never a payout because men know they can get away with it. Like, where is that sweet rape/DV money I keep hearing about?

I love that the reaction to hearing her scream “Stop hitting me” was “Oh that bitch is orchestrating a setup”

Security guards on the Depp payroll, I'm assuming. Okay.