Leslie, can we all just agree that even though ‘the government regulating stuff is bad’ blah blah blah, can we please get some fucking clarification and some rules on what you can call ‘Fresh’...and ‘Artisan’...and ‘From Scratch’ ?

When McDonald’s started the commercials for their new ‘Artisan Chicken’ I about lost my…

And if I say “Jared,” you think “Formerly Fat Subway Jared.”

well done. but you forgot two salient pieces of subway scripture: (1) thou shalt always cut the bun unevenly, with a little brazilian-style wheat landing strip wobbling on top of the T-top submarine bottom; and (2) thou shalt festoon the yak rocket with Really Gross Green Peppers.

That smell, though. I once stopped at a gas station after driving 8 hours over night. It was 6 am. They had a fully-operating Subway inside, and a trucker was getting a meatball sub. It was all I could do to keep from vomiting on the register. I will never willingly go near a Subway.

This post has made me so fucking happy, I cannot tell you. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

Full disclosure: it was inside a Lucy’s Laundry on Sunset Blvd.

Thank you for explaining this! Its been all over my Facebook and I was starting to feel really uncool.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

I haven’t had Subway in a long time, but they’re acceptable sandwiches when I don’t want to care about myself. I definitely don’t like the smell, however. Also, the cookies are not up for argument.

Three things.

I wrote a response to this.

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Good grief. My parents made us go out of the way to be nice to the kids who had issues or disabilities at our schools. WTF?

I still have regrets about turning down an invitation to the weird kid’s 9th birthday party. No one went. I felt guilty about it the next monday morning and still do to this day. That shit stays with you.

Some days aren’t about you.

But making children go to events they don’t waaaaaanna- robs the special snowflakes of their agency.

You are an idiot. Your reading comprehension sucks dicks. Troll. People home school and believe in charters because public schools are full of entitled dickheads allowed to grow without any actual parental upbringing. Let the teevee and the teachers raise the kids. POS

And this is why people home school and believe in charters. Who raising these little assholes? Don’t answer that.

Common courtesy is seriously something these people need to look up.

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!