Vans. I also hate Laura Linney and I don't care who knows it.

She totally looks like a bitch. And that's part of why I love her. (And I'm jealous of her Resting Bitch Face).

AND AT THE VIDEO STORE I WORKED AT. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SHE HADN'T SEEN GREY GARDENS BEFORE 2011!!!!!

Julia Stiles, Mark Paul Gosselar, Judy Blume, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, a Missy Elliot lyric?

The Julia Stiles season of Julia Stiles is the worst.

in my mind I call her 'second wife'.

What with Molly Ringwald, Mark-Paul, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson (sorry. Deborah.) updates, I feel like this is what having the internet in 1989 would be like!

A white dude attempting to body shame a black woman with hips and bootie that's un-stunning.

Kid Rock is an ass. He must have an album coming out. Ok, She's not musically his cup of tea, but why did he need to comment on her body? He knew exactly what he was doing.

1. Thanks to my union, my years of experience, and my two Masters degrees I make more money than about 80% of Americans. The fact that it bothers you is an added benefit.

When a white person makes the assumption that a black person's locs "smell like weed", it's racist. Period. End of story. Fin.

Hmmmm...I see I somehow missed the trollery. How silly of me.

Denying reality is far more dangerous and stupid.

So after 5 years of making fun of people she quits when the Mean Girl antics get turned on her friend.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

I'm not a Kelly Osbourne fan, but I am glad to see her leave this sinking ship. Joan Rivers could get away with critiquing red carpet fashion because she was self deprecating. She brought experience, nuance and humor. No one else had her style credentials. But still the show could be bullying.

Thank you. That's part of the reason I hesitate to cut him out of my life in explicit terms. I am afraid he'll snap and hurt us or himself. You never know... and restraining orders only do so much.

That's complete ridiculous. A visitor ,especially one whom I assume is opposite sex, should never masturbate in your presence without your permission. I'm a dumb, crazy man and I'd never do some shit like that.

I don't think this is covered in Emily Post, but I feel safe saying ew. Ew ew ew.

Real talk. Until 3 months ago I lived in an extremely petite, basically studio apartment. I had enough room for my bed bed, a dining area, and a living room/office area. I also had an inflatable full size mattress. I've had a few out of state friends visit that apartment over the years and that full mattress was…