I’m complicated. Besides, the box light is a marvel of efficiency. 

“When I saw how far up we were, I nearly shit myself. Fortunately, they thought ahead when they built the observation dome!”

Sidebar…Jesus F’ing Christ enough with all the ads!!!

Boingo has already charged their credit card a recurring monthly fee. 

Much less engine noise too!

I heard the big difference is that it doesn’t run on gas

“Keep on Truckin’” is more of a mantra than a directive, my guy.

The truck driver got the ass-whooping he deserved.  I don’t blame the taxi drivers one bit.

“You know what will make this car look better? Black plastic cladding!” - No one ever

Dear Subaru,

Pro tip: drive your f@@@ing own car people!

Nope, nope, nope.

Toyota Camry disrespect is real.

how many people really need a range rover or escalade?

400HP and 40K and a Relaxed fit seat and I will forgo my 1st Gen Viper Purchase

The customer doesn’t give a damn which supplier makes it.

you know I was all ready to go blasting Webasto (which is an unfortunate name anyway) but some 30 odd years ago I did this dance with Ford. Worked in a body shop and we were contacted by a Ford supplier to bake Windstar interior panels to test the adhesives used. we would fork then into the oven (vehicle oven to…

Also I don’t want a Lambo to do 7 minute Nuremburg laps. I want a Lambo for fricken laser beams and wings and god damn geometry. Being fast is important, but being ostentatious is key. To me, this is a step in the right direction. Bring us more absurdity in car form Lambo!

Murica, summed up in a single photograph. Yeehaw.

Totally worked!