Which parking garage? I can be there in 20 from Plano depending on how janky 75 is today. :)

“Just loves old rust.”

With me, it’s always in the last place that I look.

“Old love just rusts.”

Every time I think about this shit it makes me angry all over again. Fuck you BMW

The one they drove around last night at the Tesla event says otherwise.

The thing I appericate about Tesla is that they don’t do concepts. Every car revealed has stayed true thru production, including crazy falcon doors on an SUV. I’m sure the Roadster is no different

He accomplishes his goals, it just takes a few tries!

Musk oversells, but honestly most of what he’s said he’ll accomplish he has, and they’re not small accomplishments.

it wont make it past the concept stage.

You must be a Trump supporter. It’s ok we understand.

If this is real, like, REALLY REAL, this will be the hottest car in the history of cars.

Hmm...I just checked and it’s not April 1st.

It’s glori-ass

Shame about the colors, though.

Sir, that check says “Monopoly” on it...

I’ll take one in Martini please. Who do I make the check out to?

It wasn’t that bad, what’s the hang up?

You really phoned that one in

Ok, how many days/minutes after delivery and how many miles/feet (km/meters for the Canadians) before the first car bites it? First Cars and Coffee city to wreck one?