Random question: is there an app that lets you send pics of your gentiles to strangers? That's not a typo.

A lone techbesuited archetypal soldier man (like Achilles but not gay with Patroclus cuz soldiermen wouldn't be gay I'm fairly sure) comes tactically tearing through a heap of dead aliens with all 3 guns blazing (he's triple wielding). A huge spacecraft comes thrumming through a cloudbank and shoots some fuckin aliens…

I always lose the condom. Sometimes it turns up later in the washing machine.

You have no idea how many people I've lured into my bedlair by telling them about my spoOoOky sex curse.

H4LOfive: A turn-based hack-and-slash real-time roguelike dating sim from the team that brought you "Parappa the Rapper", "Lunatic Fringe", and "Call of Duty".

I'd like to see Giger's original concept sketches of the Ewoks before George RR Lucas got his mitts on em.

I hope the Enterprise flies to Arrakis so Ripley can meet the Ewoks in this one.

How could you know when it's hammer time if time … is always stopped?

Boy do I love that market-untested quote about the hyperlinks and social media. It really appeals to my brand identity.

jesus christ batman is the most insufferable franchise since every other franchise that has ever existed except inspector clouseau who is just fine.

that's a good article. it made me sad that the relentlessly oppressed populous was awkwardly cast as evil and immoral in a bizzare southparkish attempt to imply that the moral balance of oppression and freedom lies "somewhere in the middle"

One weird trick that shaves the lbs off: eating 1300 or so cals per day and using your legs to walk sometimes.

this week, on "Pyr-Pressure": the jaded, hard-drinking, womanizing, heavy-smoking, backstory-having, jackal-headed, demi-god homicide detective DICK RAMESES (robert forster) is forced to spend a steamy weekend on a slave barge with everybody's favorite Weird Loners!

I'm really, really, really glad Lovecraft is dead. I just wish it had happened sooner.

little-known fact:

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yeah, whats yer point?

i should hope so

Much like Godzilla (the gorilla/lizard animal) was born from nuclear fire, so was Godzilla (the film about the titular animal) born from the philosophical fallout of the Hirosh' and Nagasax bombings and the dawn of what we now call "the huge bombs age". What i'm saying is that if you want a good a monster movie, you…

is it pronounced like "hugalo" or "yugalo"?