I'd be enjoying the fruits of that 30 year lucrative career; not getting into arguments over closed restaurants and then assaulting a dude who had nothing to do with it.

"I just want my fucking tv show, I don't care about a petty behind the scenes argument."

lol. You big fucking baby.

One thing to be said about Texas is that they love to make jokes about nationality, wrong or not. I'd venture that if there was a question of it, they would have made the joke anyway. Texas is big though and I haven't met anywhere near to all of them, so it's possible yet. But I spent most my life there and hadn't…

Texas isn't really as backwards as most people think it is, at least in the urban areas.

In the middle: Norway.

Knife and fork, dude. Like civilized folks.

It's weird. My wife and I moved from Texas (native born), and there was never this Danish/Dutch mix-up. When we moved to Oregon, I would tell people that I'm of Danish ancestry. It would just come up in conversation sometimes. It's been about five or so different times that people made some Dutch joke and I would…

"It's Denmark. Denmark. Denmark is that quiet kid in the cafeteria that everyone ignores, as he pretty much bothers no one, and his funny little open-faced sandwiches aren't worth stealing, anyways. Threatening Denmark isn't a wild card move, it's a bizarre move."

As someone who is of Danish ancestry, I am offended at…

Eh. When people refer to "fake" they're also implicitly denigrating the athleticism that is required of pro wrestling. Growing up, when my friends and I were really into the WWF, our parents (who also couldn't understand all of our grandparent's fascination with pro-wrestling) would say... "you want to do real…

Why do the most awful "think" pieces on the internet always come from XOJane or Thought Catalog? Most of the time that I see things from these two outlets, it's some of the worst thoughts and worst writing that I can think of, told by entitled people whose opinions have no business being in the public imagination.

Thoro…

The video is sped up.

Dude making 3 mill a year would up and leave his gig if players got paid? Not a chance in hell.

When I was a kid, I took a community learning class at a local college that had to do with Legos and robotics. It was really fucking cool. I ended up making a guillotine, though, which caused the instructor to talk to my parents. That kind of sucked cause I had to sit down in an awkward conversation with them…

I'm throwing up in my mouth right now.

I am glad that it's "not funny." Not everything has to be funny, and not everything is. The show is definitely humorous, though. It's bringing in a lighter edge as a way to broach these serious topics, and I've found that's what makes them easier to talk about them. That's the value in this show, and it's a pretty…

It's awesome that this is blowing up Gawker, to the point where the top 3 stories are about this damn dress.

The grown up world is pretty shit.

You know what's fucked up? It's people like this kid who probably started sites like Spokeo and all the other data mining and data collection companies. Hell, this was Zuckerberg. They're either side of the same coin. One kid likes to sniff out information in order to swat, and the other people do it to make big money.

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I hope Jessica Williams gets the anchor spot.

12 hours, low and slow. Salt and pepper is all you need for the seasoning.

Still, as a native born Texan, this was pretty nice to watch...