What the hell? There are vegan restaurants. Make them be with their own kind.

I wouldn't say it's anymore barbaric than the electric chair... but it is barbaric. Any nation that has stooped to murdering its citizens, for any reason, is barbaric, including this (the US) god-forsaken country.

Where's Michael Shannon? He's got another gig here for ForD.

I want Jessica Williams to take over for the Daily Show once Jon is gone. I think having a back-to-back Williams/Wilmore block would compel me to start watching that part of Comedy Central live again.

I can't believe this stupid shit actually got made.

When did wearing jeans to a funeral become "disrespectful?" These people have never been to a funeral in Texas, I think.

I usually do 1 - 4, but I've never gotten #5. I think there's a bit more to this than you're letting on.