Man so a witness who vouched for Winston during the rape case apparently lied his ass off to protect Jameis in the face of a sexual assault investigation.  I mean obviously these two things are unrelated 

Wait, so Darby hasn’t been suspended or fined? If it’s true that he lied — and maybe he came clean to the investigators once they actually asked him, who knows? — then it’s hard to see how he skates with anything less than the punishment Winston received. Maybe I’m just hyper-sensitive these days to the notion that…

None of them do.

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

I see you’ve been paying close attention to the World Cup!

I don’t walk around policing people’s actions here, dude. I am just telling people how it is down here, that’s all.

1) you’re one of those fucking morons who can’t differentiate gun control/reform from “they’re comin’ for muh guuuunnnssss!!!!”

Except that for some reason, it’s 99% of the time an extreme right winger who is doing the attacking.

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

That number is ridiculous, and it’s because it is based on surveys. Like “How many times did you use your gun to prevent a crime in the past year?” “Well, I heard a funny noise the other night, got my gun out and went downstairs; the home invader must have gotten scared and run away, so I’ll count that.” More…

Also a liar, because you know this thirsty motherfucker would trip all over himself if he saw Doris Burke or Hannah Storm in person.

And yet they still happen at higher rates here than anywhere else, despite the fact that we own a significant portion of the world’s guns.

That screamer that just whizzed past your outstretched hands? It wasn't a football.

Imagine being so simultaneously ignorant and completely, unequivocally certain that you’re right, that you believe a free press is actually bad for your country, and that actively murdering journalists would somehow make your nation MORE free.

so why the fuck is that ugly prick on camera if that’s his criteria?

I think that quoted paragraph above proves that his overall personality isn’t more fun-loving than assholeish. I’m not on a witch-hunt for him or anything, but there’s a difference between being kind of an asshole to your friends in a friendly way and just making blatant arrogant statements like that. He did a bunch…

I mean, he also spent the entire pickup game dunking on normal people and giving them shit about it. Not the best example of being nice.

MLB’s unspoken message:

I like kicking people’s asses and literally being in their faces. Letting them know that they suck. That they’re trash. And that I’m better than them.

How do you read that quoted paragraph and not have any other reaction than “Wow, that guy’s an asshole. Fuck that guy.”