Admitting we’re wrong is a sign of maturity and self-confidence, Owen, so maybe take it down a notch.

Your English is bad. The phrase is common, yes, but it means exactly what he’s saying.

There’s a very good chance that the balls for nearly every inside-the-park homer actually went much further than 302 feet, even if you only count where it first landed.

Because the article says this home run was the shortest “since 2015.”

A 302-footer isn’t the shortest since a 317-footer in any way or linguistic form. Well, technically it is, but that particular tidbit is exceedingly irrelevant.

That’s not how “since” comparisons are used, though. If it’s the shortest ever you’d just say ever, or since 1880 or whatever later year they started measuring dongs. Saying “shortest since 2015" implies 2015 had a shorter one.

“MLB.com says this is the shortest dinger slugged (excluding inside the park jobs) since 2015. From what I can tell that 2015 dinger was a 317-foot shot off the bat of Caleb Joseph”.

Because that’s not what the article says? You fuck.

How the F is 315ft shorter than 302ft? If Cain’s 302ft dong <chortle> is the “shortest since 2015", that would mean the dong launched in 2015 was shorter, no?

It’s a difficult one to answer, but I think that ultimately the science bears out the conclusion that fuck Lavar Ball.

At first I was like “what the fuck” but now I want more conspiracies.

Thanks for the swift confirmation. It’s always appreciated.

Good. Screw the Cowboys. But you’ll have to explain to me how the domestic abuse allegation helped Rodgers complete a miracle pass along the sideline to Jared Cook so the Packers could oust the cowboys on a day Elliot had 125 yards. Because right now you just seem idiotic.

He said the same thing to Kristine Leahy on The Herd when she asked him how many shoes he’d sold. Seems to be his go-to when he’s confronted by a woman.

Serious question:

The irony of LaVar Ball telling someone to stay in their lane.

I guess we know which brand will absorb the Big Baller Brand. Jesus fucking Christ. I’ve been waiting for corporate sponsorships to interfere with an actual athletic contest in the US and there it is. Just wait until Erik Spoelstra calls Phil Knight a cunt next year.

LaVar Ball is an asshole, and the Adidas rep who decided to remove the ref from the game is a coward.

If I was part of that ref crew I would just walk and refuse to work anymore that tournament. What kind of bullshit is that?