It’s almost like Real Madrid are 35% better than any other club in Europe. Coincidentally that happens the be the business tax rate in Spain that they don’t pay.

He is actually one of the longest tenured players in Reds history. He’s not exactly Scooter Gennett either.

I don’t think he wants it retired , just not re-issued so quickly after the trade.

Yeah, and they also keep running articles about Baylor players raping, even though players on other teams have raped before. We should just move on and ignore all future rapes because they lack novelty.

Well then why is it that when I read this in a Kentucky accent all I hear is “drrr drr DRRRR drrr Benghazi?”

I havent even had coffee yet and i knew it was a joke.

Well, the link was in the first paragraph. But I guess you have to explain the joke nowadays.

Haha, I didn’t even know about the Vulture piece but this is obviously satire.

The suckerpunch to peacemaker to startled bystander transition was mesmerizing.

Because you punch up, not down.

Or I’m making it seem like I’m about to reference Detroit and the Octopus-throwing before making a dumb joke about the one time a Leafs fan threw waffles at them.

And they don’t even work.

Preemptive plunk for throwing his helmet?Fuck yeah.   

alternate jerseys are the worst and the camo iterations of said jerseys are even worse than that

I’ve never seen a dispute over the term “swings at a pitch.” (Rule 5.04(A)(i)). But I guess this boils down to what the word “at” means.

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My man knows exactly what he’s doing- the Under Armor logos are both perfectly facing up on his forearms. That’s a man whose every act of assholery is purposeful.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up?