I mean, if your first thought after reading it is that it should have marked its sarcasm, maybe it was sarcasm all along.

If you need fake conflict to make a esports interesting, maybe it isn’t interesting in the first place.

It’s like she heard about the history of First Lady programs and decided she wanted one of those but, like, without all the hard work.

relievers fighting back at starters who fuck up their ERA

This would just cause more intentional walks during the playoffs. Boring.

Fuck Jason La Confora.

Thanks, Ichiro!

Well, these pictures are taken on mini polaroid cameras which are tiny and 46 mm × 62 mm. But yeah, it’s more about buying time with the idol. People may take multiple per day and then keep them in a little album of mementos.

Why wouldn’t he have that arrogance? He is just matching his fanbase.

Nothing is going to change for me that I did as a player,” Suzuki said. “But I can’t say for certain that maybe I won’t put on a beard and glasses and be like Bobby Valentine and be in the dugout.”

Nobody said he was the MLB hit king.

Yeah, I saw that too. It is almost like it was linked in this very post.

Olympians always seem to be the best interviews. It’s like they retire and don’t give a shit about a fake public persona. I wish pro athletes in the major sports had the leeway for this kind of stuff.

Damn, a straight up Jecht Shot.

I love my 2001 Corolla and I love this.

Yep. I am mostly a casual hockey fan, but this is the same way I used to feel when it was Yankees-Red Sox in the ALCS. They loved to talk about the rivalry, but I was just bored of the AL East.

“Wait, he lets his son play that effeminate european sport? Why did I vote for him?!”

What kind of argument is “the rulebook doesn’t mention the intention of the rule”? Most rules in sports aren’t preceded by the reason the rules were invented.

Why would you call this a troll move? He isn’t doing this just to mess with the pitcher. He is trying to get on base. And if he can’t do that, make the pitcher throw a whole bunch of pitches in the first inning to get to the bullpen faster.

Yep, any reasonable person should not have allowed a group without the actual asets to buy the team.