Gawker can get rid of Hamilton Nolan tomorrow so we know it’s not a prank

ya’ll started rough today... but you had a pretty strong 4th quarter. Well done today.

You’d better believe it.

why do you assume I’m making an assumption?

“hey everyone. It’s April Fools Day!!! Aren’t we being funny? We think we’re funny. hahahahaha”

Because if there’s anything Jezebel readers can get behind, it’s a man telling them to smile.

huge effing lol. Well done

ACTUALLY, he’s talking about the Chicago White Sox

“Is there a bigger deadbeat/absent mom in Hollywood than Kate Hudson?”

they look right at home to me

“Here’s a great video of Kate Hudson playing football five months ago.”

well this week you’re getting accused of rape instead. Happy Friday!

Only system I think works and is fair is not directly pay them, but pay them incentive bonuses. All-Conference, All-American, Academic All-American, Heisman, Naismith, etc... You’ll never convince me the third-string QB is providing anything to that school that he should be compensated for. But athletes who excel and…

No, the one year out folks confused owning couches and a pet together with love. They probably dated for enough time to entangle their financial and social lives and figured, fuck it, I’m old enough to get married.

because they should’ve never got married in the first place. They confuse feeling good after a good bang session with “love”

feel rushed into marriage as one of the only ways to get student loans, good health insurance or other things

Latrell Spreewell must not have been available.

Finally! What’s Master P have to say on this?

“They fucking rock and generally seem to be good role models for little girls.”