and yet people will still turn out in droves for Woody Allen or Quentin Tarantino flicks...

She’s thrilled for her upcoming role as the icy villain in Baywatch, a part originally envisioned for a man (“another barrier broken,” she winks)

the essential recap we’ve all been waiting 15 hours for. Thanks Kevin!

so wait... they weren’t going to actually sing it themselves? Makes these comments a little more confusing then:

why? Is she going to make up another allegation?

and seeing that she already admitted under oath that she made up the rape allegations... she’s not owning him in court either.

Tomorrow she’ll claim no one cheered for her

stand strong?

Things Shonda Rhimes should be more surprised about:

I’ve purchased many tickets to many events through Stubhub... never once have I experienced a counterfeit, and to my knowledge, nor have any of my friends. They have a pretty strong system in place to make sure tickets aren’t counterfeit usually, so I’m not sure about Every. Single. Night.

For those who didn’t watch the race—perhaps because you read the race format first and decided, “Nope, not today” have way better things to do

then don’t watch. That’s on you, not the show.

He’s a professional runner, which means he has very little in the way of income or material goods.

it got you click... that’s all you need to know

do you know how to talk to someone in person? Like with your mouth and words?

yet he’s right...

you wrote way too many words about this

why?

Cue the “Cue the religious assholes and their “...but assisted suicide is inhumane!!!” bullshit.” commenter first

gross