someone posted a penis pic on here?! We should report that...

UFC is KIND OF handling it wrong, but not entirely. For the future of their business model (which I hate, but they love), they can’t give in to McGregor.

Nothing to up. I’m being honest. You’re taking offense. All good ova here!

You didn’t call me a megadouche. Keep your words straight kiddo. ;)

says the dude shitting on someone else? ;)

everything you talk about says night, tonight, etc... but then you drop “dawn” on me. Did you mean dusk, or are you talking about dawn tomorrow morning?

lol came here to say this too... the dude created it. I’d hope it makes sense... and is more than a theory

“Prince posts”

Can you find me the post where I said I didn’t like Prince? ;) Nah, you can’t... Toodles babe

you were doing so well until:

Sounds like a pretty lazy and poorly executed hoax.

lol what? I’m not even a strip club guy, but this is some stupid shit

I think they just have cookies there

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fuck off what

I shouldn’t “sound” any way, because I’m typing, and you’re reading. Unless you’re blind and you have the program reading my comments to you... in which case, I’d say maybe your program is what would sound bitter and angry - not me. I’m just here correcting a smarmy fuck ;)

like at “the greys”... I know, your cute Kinja caste system is totes adorbs. Yet, here you are ;)

Can you show me where I said something about sports?

hi sweetie

awww. Your second sentence is sooooo sweet. Bullshit, but sweet nonetheless ;) Does that work on other internet people?