feel rushed into marriage as one of the only ways to get student loans, good health insurance or other things

the “starter marriage” thing has been around for quite some time. Probably what this author doesn’t get across well is there seems to have been either a glorification of it, or a numbness to it.

so basically this is what it’s like to work with Drew Magary

this um... this sounds awful

okay, but can Hope Solo not being their spokesperson?

In this deranged society, there is a kind of logic to the way that he is running the place. He runs a tight ship, I’ll tell you that much. I’m actually very impressed. I doff my cap to this man!

Kristen Wiig has replaced Reese Witherspoon as the female lead in this movie about a family that undergoes a shrinking process in order to live in a community of similarly tiny people.

nah. Disagree. Japan and China are pure trash. Vietnam is amazing. Thailand is great. Japan and China suck. Don’t go there.

... and then you go to Japan and realize that it’s not

you’re posting this on a Gawker platform? That’s how this whole system butters its bread.

those looks so much different than all their other shoes

it’s transformational data