No way, dude, you gotta put your foot down and claim that sink. That ain’t right, man. But +1 for pissing in the kitchen sink. Ain’t no health inspector coming round here

Yeah, the john was downstairs. It was a weird apartment. Look, I’m an inveterate sink-pisser. I’d do it when my brother was peeing in the john on school mornings before his shower (why he didn’t just piss in the shower, dunno). And hell, I pee in the sink of my current bathroom which is right inside my bedroom. In my…

I don’t blame him for bailing but he is the same guy (along with KG and Rondo) who vilified Ray Allen for doing the same thing (apparently the Heat/Celtics is a storied rivalry to him).

You nailed it. If the Celtics had gone through with their plan, then, for the rest of his life, Paul Pierce would look at his jersey hung in the rafters and think not of the years he spent playing there, not of the championship he won, not of the ceremony where that banner was lifted to thunderous applause, but rather…

other than John Thompson III (who was actually successful at Princeton before getting the Georgetown job), can you name a minority who benefited from nepotism to rise through the coaching ranks, or get numerous second chances, in college or pro sports?

Most would call it the trifecta, Haisley would probably call it a bicycle kick.

Counterpoint...

Good thing I’m not a professional attacker, otherwise I’d be out of a job.

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I prefer “coldcock” over sucker punch as coldcock denotes a punch fired from a cold chamber as in the first round down range through a rifle.

It is a staggering display of speed and technique and movement

I agree. The backward quotation marks are too confusing.

Highly recommend checking out Desus & Mero’s appearance on Garbage Time. Ç’est Magnifique.

Honestly, you have no idea what you’re looking forward to. It won’t get rid of annoying elements of the fan base, and sustained mediocrity is the worst thing to sit through because it gives just enough hope but never pays off. You would be better off being really bad.

James Harrison is also probably furiously masturbating to this right now, but not because of the half-naked football players like I am.

Believe it or not, that GIF is just code

Christ that’s dumb. The oddsmakers didn’t fuck up because of UCF’s hidden strengths, they did because Auburn was literally only ranked as high as they were due to Saban & Co being jumped in basically the same way Belichick & Co got jumped by the Dolphins. Are you also silly enough of a grey to say the Dolphins should…

This team has fucked up this situation so badly I almost wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t been watching them for 20 years. Here they luck into a halfway decent quarterback in the fourth round of the same draft where they mortgaged their future for the QB they’d destroy within a year, and they have found a way to piss…

In addition to their laughable schedule, the only thing you need to know about how jumped up UCF’s claims are is this: if they’re truly an undefeated national champion, why the fuck is their coach bolting at the earliest opportunity to run a mediocre program in the frozen wilderness?

When I was assigned the piece by David Granger, present-tense re-creation (qua High Lit Docudrama) was routine at GQ. Granger had instilled this thing of "tell it any way you want as long as you've surrounded the story" in all of us, and it felt right: It was a more immediate and more compelling; as long as you'd…