Not going to this guy’s fucking bbq

That or his public admission to drinking Strongbow Dark Fruit.

And think of how sites like brietbart will spin this to their followers - FLAG DISRESPECTORS NOW STEALING MONEY FROM VETERANS!

Things continued to be confusing when they saw the tattoo on his arm:

He thought using a drone would be better than his last idea.

Wait, Chris Peterson is on the table and they were going to hire Schiano? I can’t stop laughing at this whole boondoggle.

Meyer knows a lot about temporarily debilitating ailments.

@sickofwolves ftw

My friend pulled a prank by putting tuna down my air vents mid summer. Some things cannot be forgiven.

Can’t to see how conservatives lose their shit over players protesting the coin toss.

Its amazing because the guy could literally just attach a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and go higher than 1800ft. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Walters

This is what amazes me. Why is it so hard for them to figure out that the “franchise quarterback” idea is a myth (with a few exceptions). Did no one notice New England winning with their third stringer last year.

Needs a soundtrack.

“PS – Love the Sports Jeopardy! news. I’m a huge Dan Patrick fan and he just can’t stop talking about it on his show every morning J”

The only wrestler willing to show up at the Deadspin awards is Virgil.

Just goes to show that there will always be a place for Eli with the Giants

Later at dinner...

Later that night after dinner...

Just reading these comments makes me feel like I’m stuck in a room with 12 people deadlocked on a felony charge.

I’m Canadian, so after reading the headline thought this was going to be an article about some sort of performance art piece by an horror novelist.