And fuck cross-fit. Of course jr is a crossfitter, a sport where you can just make up bullshit accomplishments to brag about.

Look at this fucking ______” should be a regular column.

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But are they able to give any less of a fuck about the Civil CONFLict this year?

Former soccer player here, totally agree. Not sure why he keeps aiming so far left.

Of course not, he’s only suspended 1 game.

No piracy, hopefully.

Answer - not good.

And they continue to dick over Malcolm Butler.

Decisions related to the hiring of assistant coaches with a propensityto commit criminal acts while recruiting.

I was bracing myself for the ending. So glad Selma and Joan reconciled.

Ya they found another Abraham Lincoln, but hopefully it’s one of the last.

Can we just abolish football and start a rugby league already?

So I’m bored, but here ya go.

Who fucking cares what Tomi Lahren thinks about anything, let alone Hugh Heffner. Can we just let her continue her slide into irrelevancy*.

Invention idea - linesman flags that double as pepper spray canisters.

Finally, the country can come together, put our opinions aside and realize that Kendall Jenner was simply a visionary ahead of her time.

Next season “Three feet down” will be Rule 8.3 (a)(b)(c) item 7, also known as the Sterling Shepard rule.