Amazing to look back at the all time best list and remove the marks of those who would eventually test positive or be accused of doping (see Mo Greene). That gap to Bolt is absurd.

Nose bleeds starting at $1750.00, what a scam.

Not a brief, but this is probably my all time favorite.

I’m all for Team Recline, but one time I was taking a nap with my head on the tray and the mother fucker in front of my didn’t just recline, he full on threw his body weight into it. At 6'2 it was unpleasant. So please feel free to recline, but take a quick look to make sure you’re not going to bash someone.

Yes, $125 that the photographer eventually agreed to waive. Then they continued to try and ruin her business.

I’ll read any website that headlines a Mitch Hedberg joke on the front page.

Sorry, was this real life or a Bravo biopic of Zack Hample’s childhood?

But really, that’s a beautiful strawberry wall keeping the brown separate from the white.

Houston Nutt fits well among the pantheon of Dabo’s, Bum’s, Jimbo’s and other ridiculous football names.

So he’s still credentialed, but he might have to actually work for a scoop? Boohoo.

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Well it’s the first one that was actually rehearsed.

The comments on the Courant article are extra special

Would Deen sign a release? He likely has a prominent role in the film.

Mike Danton would have been a great choice.

Absolutely screwed, I feel terrible for him.

Reporters have questioned the veracity of this rumor but the only response from MacGregor’s camp was an unintelligible “hesaysiysforishsma”.

Bernie brothers and the pajama boys and the Hillary Clintonistas.