Doctor: Don’t clean the wax out of your ears, you might hurt yourself.

I mean, it’s not like carmakers haven’t tacked visual styling cues from their more successful or iconic cars onto their other, unrelated cars before. Look at the Jeep FC series, for example.

for fuck’s sake “low-riding SUV” - as in, a fattie car, not a proper car deserving of a 50:50 weight distribution

Your brakes are better than your acceleration.

(he uses his rear seats for other people’s pizza)

For luggage. What do you think it’s for?

If you’re from anywhere in North or South America, or Europe, I don’t see how it could possibly seem inexplicably foreign that a population could be mostly conservative about sex but tolerate the existence of “skeevy” things.

this looks good from all angles

Which wiki? The Fedora one? The Gitlab one? The Thomas the Tank Engine wiki?

That’s because it’s a bloated three-ton gump of a low-riding SUV instead of a normal car.

hard plastic Big Wheel tires in the cold make everything terrible wonderful in snow

Mid engined cars tend to spin out much more easily than front engined cars, due to the extra weight in the back.

I think we can all reconstruct what happened here:

Theoretically dangerous, but in reality it won’t go sofa-st.

I’ve never owned a convertible, and the length of my legs my terrible driving posture means I’ll probably never get to drive a Lotus Elise.

Raster interrupts are a wonder to behold when done right.

Why do you hate organ donors?

...and not cars booing some oaf at a big cars meeting?

Hydrostatic lock

The only flaw in your plan is that you can’t drive anywhere when you’re VP or PotUS, so ... running mate, then ditch it all and write a memoir.