Don’t be silly. None of the boomers who go there tip, ever.

Funny, because all the manufacturers say “mpg” with the l/100km figure in brackets. Oh, and also:

3:35 Get your bastard bollock-fondling hands off me and let me race!

Yep. Who doesn’t know that a hundredweight (cwt) is 8 stone? Sheesh. I learnt that off my coalman.

...because I just know it would be a money pit.

Taycan, meet Tincan

The color is perfect because it’s a color.

This particular example belongs on Inclusive Or Reddit.

This is scarily accurate

the modern carseat is likely the sole reason for the decline of all coupes and 3 door hatches

Childful man here - nope, 3-door hatch > more door anything.

did I miss anything?

Here’s what he knows about them:

I’ve also written about how a prominent Democratic presidential candidate didn’t know shit about cars.

Agreed. But it goes beyond the inputs to Porsche. A Competitor EV maker would do well to consider the outputs of premium “early adopter” tech being revised and fettled for higher-volume, cheaper mass production, etc. for their more commonplace marques like Audi, Skoda, Seat; and what that means for A Competitor’s…

do a taste test with the whole Jalop staff

Pardon?

So you commute 20 miles day... Any EV will get you there and back where you charge very cheaply at home.

If you need a car for 12 months without spending a lot, just hit up Craigslist for a 12-15 year old Civic or Corolla. No more than a couple of thou for the car, a few hundred to fix up the outstanding service items, and you can sell it on at the end to recoup most of your outlay.

Well you have a third option: “talk to the hand”.