arent most of these my kid said, my kid drew, my kid wrote....things fake?

verdict? 

ketchup on eggs is aight, but soy sauce with fried eggs is where its at

sweet and salty

wtf, is this an advertorial for boursin?

three typos in the last paragraph..sheesh

ive been eating unwashed mushrooms for like 10 years and i only shit blood a couple times a year, its fine

15 for a one meal salad or 15 for a pizza that can feed you for a couple of meals at least, its not rocket science

a muffin is just an uniced cupcake right?

are these even legal under covid?

recycling is a scam, its just a way for the petrochemical industry to keep you consuming without feeling guilty because “i can recycle it!”....and as i replied to a commenter before, those seemingly “reusable” black plastic containers you get are made with the shittiest plastic

black plastic is the shittiest plastic fyi

tried to buy a couple of 15lb weights, lmao, they were double the price of target

do the other participants die horrific deaths as well?

“grool” are you aware what that word means in porn parlance?

all this talk of taco bell lately, i went and had taco bell last night, first time in like at least 5 years...had a veggie crunch wrap supreme, it was fine.  also had the 7 layer burrito, repulsive, complete mush, who are these people that will miss that thing? blech!

uh. a hotdog is a taco, wtf?

ice cream is better in the winter!

the only problem i have with coffee flavored ice cream is that it never tastes coffee enough...i want more bitter less sweet

it costs more, servers are most likely not getting tipped as much or at all for packing take out so the restauranteur now has to make up the balance of the wage for the server to at least meet the minimum, as well as the takeout containers involved, and also the various delivery apps taking up to 30% cut