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the kenzo quote is posted on the founder of blackframe (pr company that handles kenzo) instagram, brian something...

if youre doing coke, youre not going to be wanting pizza, or a woman for that matter

maybe he is trying to comfort you after your loss?

why is she eating the cat?

have we reached peak tv sets yet? and how much blacker can the blacks get, i mean really doubt most people give a shit, but yea lets just keep wasting resources and brain power and keep pumping out these new tvs!

have we reached peak tv sets yet? and how much blacker can the blacks get, i mean really doubt most people give a

so every time you stop short the glove box opens? sounds annoying

damn, that robot is a hot little piece of ass!

glorified cookie crisp for a premium

glorified cookie crisp for a premium

they should just make the movie about samantha dying and then the other three jet off to an exotic local(s) to grieve and shop, problem solved

me thinks not enough grease

so everyone just LOOOVESSSS the lubed up shirtless tongan, but whenever i post a topless selfie on instagram its just crickets. smh.

i would think something called an instant pot would be the opposite of a slow cooker, pretty sure its a pressure cooker

i mean, this is a no brainer, dead women dont generate the amount of revenue that the super bowl does..

havent you gotten the memo? fat is good now

havent you gotten the memo? fat is good now

dude is not gonna be popular in prison...

if he was french, a little death (la petite mort) would be a good thing!

smart toilet paper roll, it keeps a square count, average usage, and sends a push notification when the roll is running low

the home of fake news puts on a show of fake wrestling, the synergy!

wow, this is really wasteful.

wow, this is really wasteful.

lets be real, trump is totally not wearing tighty whiteys, they are definitely baggie as hell