does the pumpkin pie spice mix contain sugar? am thinking it might be “fun” to use on savory foods.

instead of ordering beef with broccoli and substituting the beef with chicken, why not just order something called CHICKEN with broccoli, mind blowing i know...

on a somewhat related matter, not primarily to do with stress, but touching on the subject, onbeing.org latest episode is a 2014 conversation with ellen langer, “the mother of mindfulness”. worth a listen.

funk flex went off on “allegedly” last saturday night concerning the two cops that were indicted monday for rape. BOOOOOOOM!

BUT, BUT SHE WENT TO AN IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY!

“permission denied”!!!!

that option comes with a timeshare in trump soho

there are too many emojis already, its no longer shorthand, you gotta scroll thru like 10 pages to find the correct one, much faster just to type out the word

he missed leg day

probably the result of his “weird” eating habits. if he would only eat 3 meals a day, this wouldnt have happened.

that tattoo is awful

having never felt the need to do one of these perspective photos, are they super hard to pull off? or are people just maroons?

boys will be boys, this is perfectly normal behavior, what do you expect them to do, not haze the freshman?!

half the calories of a regular coke (because its half the size)

when i hear the words “sausage and bean” salad is not the first word that comes to mind

i dont like her rapping voice. just give me 4 minutes of her saying “sh-money” and id be happy

damn he cook lions in that thing?

damn he cook lions in that thing?

i have two jobs, one that i hate, that makes me money to live and another that im trying to turn into something, when im asked what i do for a living im always conflicted...one job is boring and not worth talking about and the other makes me no money so might as well just be a glorified hobby...

caring about a celebritys baby is the same as clapping when your plane lands safely