( o Y o ) i think i just did a pretty good job...

what makes something a condiment? isnt chutney and relish just sweet salsa?

what about salsa? americas most popular condiment

im pretty sure its just a sports drink ie. japanese gatoraid

chrissy teigens dress is like the ones on "my big fat gypsy wedding," except she probably paid extra for hers.

it MOVED my bowels.

"and since you didn't cook your eggs in a bunch of grease, you can eat them with something fatty and rich like oily salmon without spending the rest of the day feeling as though you have killed yourself and your nervous system just hasn't acknowledged it yet."

this comes to mind...

"gluten-free singles" sounds like a new cheese food product from kraft

old nose

OMG! i just realized that magazine images are photoshopped too!

doesnt fran leibowitz pretty much say the same thing in regards to women, their careers, and having babies?

im pretty sure thats mustard

in the words of blake, adam, and ders, that article was "tight butthole"