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@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: Numbers are awesome. I'd rather drive a 510 than a Bluebird. In America, we need names that evoke power or precision. 510 is a very precise number; being one more than 509, and one less than 511. Therefore, the car must be awesome.

@undeadmachine: There are a few good offensive strategies you can employ as recon (such as keeping the package clear once it's armed, or calling in mortar strikes) but very. few. people. do it. And any of the semi-auto sniper rifles + 4x scope make you pretty effective at all ranges so you can storm buildings.

EB110? Last time I saw that in a game was Need for Speed 2. Good choice.

A plea: when you're playing assault on rush mode; PLEASE RUSH. Don't sit back and randomly snipe like a douche. You aren't helping your team.

@Desmondia: WHoa whoa whoa, I didn't say *I* didn't love it; I liked it a lot. As a matter of fact, it's the game that convinced me to finally buy an xbox live gold membership. I was never really into FPS or online gaming before it.

Dear Polyphony Digital: Please stop splicing together real-world and in-game footage in your trailers. It makes your product look worse, and it makes me worry about your confidence in it (as if five years of development and constantly delays didn't make me worry enough about your confidence in it).

I'm surprised to see people standing behind IW after the gaming core pretty much dismissed their game as an unbalanced joke.

After reading that whole article, watching the videos, and analyzing the screenshots, I fail to see where the egregious differences are. They both look fantastic to me.

You know what a real father does? He gets his kid the cheapest piece of shit car he can find. He teaches his son that cars are a privilege and not a gift. He teaches him to respect the little things, and build up to the big things. It's what being a Jalop is all about. At least that's how I'm going to raise my kid.

Gamer Speak:

@MillsAnimation: Was going to post my setup, but it looks more or less like your photo (minus the eternal sonata faceplate).

Did he buy the car used from a local secretary?

@ddhboy: Hopefully that dead, helmetless Quarian will be Tali. I can't stand her.

LF-A? Please?!

@Vonhert: Maybe you should've taken three minutes, then you would've seen that it's actually 28 dollars; you know, since we're talking about the 360 version and all.

@Amarrex: SMITE THE BLASPHEMER! *pitchforks and torches*

@hot_heart: I've never played Halo. What's this nonsense about throwing grenades at elites?

@Raymayneee: "Oh and here's a pro-tip, putting "Little new" in-front of things doesn't make them seem smaller, it makes you seem like a douche, which you are."