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@AnonUserAnonymous: I'm in the middle of replaying ME1 (I lost all my old saves), and I have to say, the shooting mechanics aren't "as bad" as I remember. Yea, the mechanics start off sloppy, but that's the point. As you get guns with better accuracy ratings and attachments that increase weapons stability, it's

I can't help but feel like someone photoshopped a bunch of dirty pictures and tried to pass them off as a Pirelli calendar as a joke.

I get it... tires... rubbers... safe sex. Clever, Pirelli; very clever.

When the Rapture comes, the GLHS will descend from the heavens and smite the non-believers.

@Carey.Laius: I think Shepard moves slightly faster in ME1 with his weapon drawn. Of course it's kind of dumb to play the whole game with your gun out.

@oddfish: It's like Sophie's Choice, only I won't get sex from my wife after suffering through it.

@bombed6bt: I hate to say it, but I approve this. History has shown that being a dishonest, unscrupulous bastard pays off. Look at the economic bailouts, for instance. Or government in general. Even Julius Caesar was being a Grade-A douche when he chose to take the Roman Army across the Rubicon.

Twilight Princess still blows my mind. It was a great sendoff for my beloved Gamecube (and a great intro for the Wii). 60 solid, varied hours of action/adventure and beautiful art direction.

As I eagerly await my copy from Amazon, can anyone confirm if Shepard moves faster? My biggest annoyance from ME1 was how slow they made him move. Backtracking was a time-consuming pain-in-the-ass. I hope there is a dedicated run button now.

@Tad Diemer: I'm actually glad so much crap made it into the final round, because 1. it's hard enough to pick five with the 15 or so awesome cars left, and 2. it should solidify the Jalop vote. I think we will see a lot golden ticket cars have a much better showing this time around with our choices so limited.

AMX - for a little muscle car diversity

Choose 5? I thought it was choose 15. I hope a bunch of people didn't just throw away ten votes.

@hotrod356: The original concept was to get a screencap of him running for is life with the golden ticket while the Omni chases him down in a smoky burnout, but my media resources were limited. Shift him to the left and you sort of get the idea.

@Piloter: Good point. Host this poll on any other site and I don't have a problem with it. However, put the Jalopnik seal of approval on it, and someone deserves a sack of doorknobs to the face.

An F430 can fall off a truck and still be worth ten times more than what I drive.

@rigidjunkie: If you like the Gran Turismo series, it's impossible not to like the Forza series, and vice-versa. Especially if you're into tuning, because there are about a billion detailed tuning options (I would say it's the games biggest strength over Gran Turismo).

Ina similar story, GM's African Division refused Toyota's invitation to a .50 cal bed-mounting contest.

@Twonius: That is a quality burn. You should be a Ford PR guy.

@creamed_corn: Also, who the hell voted for the BMW Z8!? If I wanted to drive a car with terrible handling, I'd go play GT5 Prologue.