If you want third parties to have a realistic effect on the politics and policies of the United States, encourage to run for any other fucking position than President. Then they might actually have a chance at winning, AND they’ll build name recognition and public trust.

Until then, remember that the Republicans are…

I have zero problem with being a “moderate” person.

This has been the worst election for choosing the lesser of two evils.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

actually its really really really easy.

Actually mildly concerned for how Samantha Bee is going to fit all those letters from my mom into her snatch...

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

I feel like sombreros and tequila aren’t cultural appropriation as much as cultural reduction

(withholds George Sand information; it’s too much for one day)

If the family had revealed this information instead of a source, I would have been ok with it. But this is rather icky.

Why is this anybody’s business?

Clearly the gawker union could use some help from the NYPD’s.

Also his addiction to pills. He was on a regimen that would have made Judy Garland blush.

Who the fuck are you to be white-knighting for her? And how the fuck do you know that she didn’t like this? Your response is exactly what I mentioned to some Facebook friends who mentioned this as to why there will never be a picture like it ever again-people like you would just lose their minds and attack it for no…

Cue the dipshits calling this woman a victim of assault...

Must be nice to say “no” and have the person actually stop

I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it's just a fucking product.

Please tell me that “co-gendered” is a joke and isn’t a real thing that people are doing.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

You write great stuff most of the time. But this is tripe: