Team cat will not be pleased.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen (monkeys are assholes.)

It been a long time since i read it, last religious book i read was Torah

HOW DARE YOU! The Secret of NIMH is a goddamn classic!

My boss was so distressed by Watership Down as a child that singing Bright Eyes can reduce her to tears in under 30 seconds. I wasn’t as traumatised but then I got fucked up by The Animals of Farthing Wood in advance.

....students are upset that one of those names is Benjamin Franklin.

You catch them by the toe, right?

I think I know exactly what she did.

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.

They asked him first if he had used the subway recently, he said yes. He could have just said no. That was an option.

I love the narrative that says that Bernie Sanders hasn’t lived in New York in over half a century but Hillary Clinton is the real carpetbagger.

Sanders: Let me be very clear about this. Alright? Let me repeat what I have said.

Bernie my dude, I like you and all, but the charmingly cantankerous old guy persona only gets you so far. You need to actually study for the tests.

No, this interview really was a disaster, and now you’re trying to write off how bad it was. His only answer on trade was that he agrees with Trump! And you’re trying to bury it with the inconsequential crap about the subway? Sanders finally gets tested on his policy, fails spectacularly, and this is all you can…

Heads would explode.

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

He would not harm anybody, he would not harm women or men.

Snoooooze. She’s reciting carefully crafted—and possibly focus-grouped—statements. It would be amazing to hear something vaguely authentic or spontaneous come out of her mouth for once. I wish some reporter would just do some kind of real interviewing for once. Not that Beyoncebot and team would allow anything like…

I saw that and laughed out loud! My husband was like "What?", which made me laugh harder...