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What is about Viola Davis and runny noses?

Wait. She twerks while gaming and people watch? No wonder HRC and Trump are neck and neck in the polls.

No matter how much I try I am unable to muster any interest in people prancing through traffic in Milan wearing expensive and (most likely) ungodly clothes.

In the late 80's Trump asked my Grandmother, who through inheritance and business is a well know philanthropist and billionaire, for a personal loan. They had never met socailly, but both did business in the state of New Jersey. She was incredulous at his buisness practices and told her lawyers not to return his

+My Grandmother was a Countess and my Great Aunt a Princess. My fathers life pre war in Germany was boarding schools, canings and rape. With the coming of power of the Nazis my family fled along with the Prime Minister of Austria and his children to St. Louis. Before that they lived in a barn on the families estate,

Her head reminds me of an expensively moisturized cue ball.

“I am feeling hurt. I am feeling lonely. I am embarrassed by the decision. I don’t know how to explain it.” Jeez, I can’t stand complainers.

Better than Lifetime? 6 million people watched the remake of “Flowers In The Attic” opposed to 1 million who watched “Bessie” on HBO. Lifetime thought it important enough to finance and promote a movie about the orgins of west coast hip-hop and rap told from a womans perspective. Say what you wany about Lifetime, but

“Gender privilege” is but one facet. Relationships are more complicated than that.

I am just thinking of the millions and millions she will inherit now that her father has passed.

I have. I was living in San Francisco and I met this guy on OKCupid. He was in his early 20's, only spoke Spanish and had a body for mortal sin. Luckily, I speak Spanish and we both liked to drink. We both got drunk and I went back to his place. We stop by the 7-11 on 18th and Sanchez to buy what I assume are condoms,

The proper definition of shade, from a woman who kept her dead lovers body in her closet for many years.

Marc Jacobs is a sloppy pass around party bottom that I can’t take seriously.

I am still taken back by the fact that Jonah Hill has been nominated for two Oscars. TWO? Did they run out of white people to nominate those years?

I have forgotten the nuts and bolts of the story, but how can “Jackie” be re-traumatized? Did she not lie about the whole thing in order to gain the attention of a man? 

So, after almost 30 years of adulthood I finally lost it the other day in a movie theater. I had one beer to many and was already in a bad mood when I took my seat. Throughout the first 30 minutes the twink and his sugar daddy behind me wouldn’t shut up and kept laughing, I stood up, yelled, threw my popcorn at them

In my mind he is was just as unqualified in 2012 as he is this year. And will be in 2020. And 2024......

Sorry, but her “work” is uninspiring and trite. Lane Bryant can do better. Can’t they just license some quotes from “Cathy" ?

I wonder what her psychological evaluations had to say. Morbid curiosity.....