What if it’s just Gollum for 500 years talking and singing to himself while catching fish.

Opens trunk “HOLY SHIT THE ENGINE FELL OUT!!!”

“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

username confirms opinion.

I see nothing wrong with this, whatsoever.

I once put plastic letters inside the tail lights of a friend’s Trans Am. The 80's T/A (knight rider years) had a giant light bar that included parking , stop, and turn signals. He wanted to personalize his new white / silver toy by displaying something unique. So, he bought some of those acrylic sheet letters that typ…

Damnit Koenigsegg! What about FreeValve?!

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

Auto Industry: Your cars aren’t safe. We need to make them bigger, uglier, heavier, more automated, more complicated, and less fun.

America: K. *buys motorcycles*

Can we all agree that David Attenborough is a planet wide treasure? I get sucked into Youtube holes so easily with him narrating things.

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

A fetus has a detectable heartbeat about 6 weeks into pregnancy. A roll of toilet paper: pretty much the moment it comes off the assembly line. If you wipe your butt with toilet paper... well... you’re basically a murderer!

David Tracy was excited by that yellow Mini based on appearance. Finding out it was rustproof fiberglass was a crushing disappointment.

In their next installment, Jason and David will explore the crystalline structure of every cubic mm of the mechanism that comprises the door latch from 17 different makes/eras of cars.

Expecting to shortly hear that “someone” hacked her account and that the picture was Photoshopped by “someone” trying to discredit her and that, actually, the frame contained her Employee of the Month award from a K-Mart where she worked to single handedly put herself through Harvard.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

No exceptions to number one. Period.