“If she can’t wear that belt buckle, then why is it appropriate to make an assignment out of it?”

Oh come on. At this point, displaying the confederate flag and then crying over people’s negative reactions is the equivalent of a German girl wearing a swastika belt buckle and being all: “I don’t understand the outrage! It’s an ancient Asian religious symbol I’m wearing! I don’t mean that! Gee, people really like…

“cousins and brothers”

Sure lady, fine. You and your daughter aren’t incestuous white trash.

Maybe the lesson hit a little too close to home. Has anyone interviewed the cousins and brothers of the confederate flag belt buckle wearing teen, Fuller, to ask if they’re betrothed to the vixen?

Unfortunately the two idiots keep getting knocked down but they get up again.

When the super Christian, stable genius president does it, it’s NOT a sin!

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Thanks to Wohl, Warren has now locked down the cougar vote.

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

Dude what.  If Kylie’s EDM can be said to be cliche, it’s because she created the cliches.  She’s the real deal and it perplexes me that that’s not obvious to you.

Can we have Animal Control remove Jackoff Bieber’s kittens before they wind up like his monkey. The jackass has gone through snakes and hamsters and other cats and how the fuck many dogs?  He fucks up animals and leaves them.  Call him out please and do NOT promote the exploitation. 

Or pro-lifers who are also pro-death penalty and war. And oh so ironically anti-literally anything that helps poor mothers or veterans. 

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Didn’t think Pence be so fucking stupid.

You mean the constituents that think Trump didn’t even mention Biden on the Ukraine call? Those constituents?