Is it a massive corporation? Yes? Then fucking steal any chance you get. Every time I go to target I always "forget" something on the bottom of the cart when I check out, usually the cat litter. Fuck capitalism, steal shit

That's the way it was taught to me

Except for the fact that people DID smoke like chimneys in small town Indiana in the 80s. It's very common for people to start (or re-start) smoking when stressed.

Best movie ever

How many people did he kill? Let him fucking starve, see if anyone gives a shit

I remember this one! Oh 90s fashion, you were so horribly amazing

I dunno what the fuck shes thinking. I've been wearing a lot of headbands lately, but that's because I'm poor and have a pixie cut that DESPERATELY needs to go into the salon and is wild as fuck right now. Meghan McCain does not have the same financial limits I do, so i dunno what her excuse is.

Right!? The idea that somehow being too poor for a premium cable channel makes me edgy just blows my mind. Like “hey man, I’m fucking poor.” And guy over here is all "fuck you, you think your soooooo cool, being all underpaid and drowning in student loan debt."

I never said I’m not from the beach, I’ve lived in both. I was only in Fontana when I went back to school. I’m in my mid 30s, I was only away for 4 years. Not everyone who has spent their life on the coast takes it for granted the way you apparently do. Your tone is very elitist and snotty.

I don’t watch it, but that’s because I can’t afford HBO. Also, all the rapey shit makes me really uncomfortable. 

You must be a lot of fun at parties. What a pretentious twat 

I lived in Fontana and I currently live in a southern California beach city. The beach is not just another thing (especially this year, as its literally been raining since fucking November).

You.... you know vegan/vegetarian aren’t gluten-free, yeah? There are A LOT of benefits of a vegan/vegetarian diet that have nothing to do with wheat consumption. Is it practical for everyone? No. Would it be nice if celebrities who have millions of dollars and access to markets like whole foods stopped pretending…

Aww, my grandma used to say that all the time

Ive been seriously considering reading up on their material lately

Please share details, unless it would lead to legal problems!

Oh man, the amount of shit I “forget” on the bottom of my cart at target. I try to shop at local joints (grocery co-OP, farmer markets, refill store, etc), but cat litter and ELF makeup are box store items. Any time I shop target I try and steal at least one thing lol

This show fucking killed me, I got more of an ab workout getting drunk and laughing at that shit than I ever did in a damn gym.

Oh pornhub, you can be so witty sometimes

I was in San Bernardino during that shooting and purchased an SB Strong shirt from an artist who was giving all the proceeds to the fund that helped with funeral costs, etc. I wear it every year on the anniversary. When its home it always feels fresh and raw, no matter how much time passes.