Wow, that’s a lot of rage you got there

Exhibit A) the orange skidmark in the oval office

Mallory is still an awesome character. I will admit it has veered off track, but she’s like the one good constant on that show.

You seriously sound like a broken record, “this is a learning process for ALL of us,” and “see Sara Silverman.” You need more talking points

All the stars!

No, we expect men to listen when we call them out on their shit. It’s really not that hard if they can manage to shut the fuck up and let women speak without busting in like the damn Kool-Aid man with “WELL, ACTUALLY!”

That apology was as fake as Pamela Anderson’s boobs (no disrespect on her boobs, you buy all the boobs you want, girl). Very first line, “Based on listening to the NYT interview and hearing people’s thoughts online, I realize that I was wrong here.” He’s only apologizing because people called his shit out online, he’s…

“Based on listening to the NYT interview and hearing people’s thoughts online, I realize that I was wrong here.”

Don’t forget, our button is bigger too. It’s all a dick measuring contest with this orange skidmark

Damn, $1? In the early 2000's I was babysitting for rich families (was great, until they all got divorced, I was supposed to go to Hawaii for a month with one of the families) and I charged $10 an hour per kid, but would do group rates for when they went to rich people shit with their friends. They would all drop…

These are AMAZING. And can I have all of those outfits? Especially the arcade date dress (I’m getting some lowkey Stevie Nicks vibes) and the last one

Geezus, they broke her to the point where she thinks she is in the wrong. Fuck them. I hate the bullshit this world pushes on women to forgive people who have wronged us. No! We deserve our anger!

Except for that part where she went into a donut shop and licked their product, leading to them being fined by the health department (which to my knowledge she did not offer to pay for). But I will admit, it does seem like she has grown and matured since the.

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?! “I don’t get why you’re so gung-ho about Obama’s autonomy, but when it comes others, we’re not supposed to utter a peep, because we, apparently, deserve no autonomy whatsoever.”

I miss Psych, that should was awesome

I wish I could give you infinite stars, because this deserves that many

More like 97%, everything is their fault, after all

You: HE’S NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!

Who the fuck are you to decide how he spends his post-President life!? If he wants to sail on a yacht with Richard Branson then he can sail on a yacht with Richard Branson. He endured 8 fucking years of constant racism directed at not just him but his entire family! His wife was called an ape, his daughters were…

Coconut oil is fucking magical, I use that shit for EVERYTHING