lol. Facts.

This is why I hesitate devoting too much time to online only games. Without offline single player mode? Poof.

when Jiseed kills off his character early in the game and then goes through a screen transition, it’s automatically replaced by a level-7 Cipher

Not gonna lie, I thought it’d be some free to play BS. I’m happy to be have been wrong.

Gotta love how all the judgment is thrown that the woman, and not at any of the 25 dudes who had sex with her, presumably quite well aware of what was going on.

Raids suck in MMOs, and they suck in Destiny. I have zero interest in funneling hours and hours of my time into a loot slot machine that will reward me with absolutely nothing of value.

I have to agree with you here. It’s like everyone at Bungie has a troll face on and is just doing their dman best to run this game into the ground. I had been planning on sitting it out until Destiny 2 came round, hopefully fixing all the issues but...

Old Snake is Cobra Commander??? That explains a lot... possibly.

I read that as "Hoopla."

As does this.

I can’t read Japanese, but I’d like to imagine it said “LOOKIT! We got Resident Evil, and... and Tekken! And Mega Man! Some of this stuff is based on much more fun games that we’ve given up on making! We don’t even know where some of these characters came from, but we found them in the attic. Like this ninja guy. You…

The source material kind of reads like one of those Penthouse stories, “I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was on the Appalachian trail with 10 coeds and no one else”.

lol, when it comes to the girls, they pretty much abandon all attempt to make their facial structure similar to their real life counterparts. Just give them similar hairstyle to the real people and generic anime eyes and call it a day.

I can’t read Japanese, but I’d like to imagine it said “LOOKIT! We got Resident Evil, and... and Tekken! And Mega Man! Some of this stuff is based on much more fun games that we’ve given up on making! We don’t even know where some of these characters came from, but we found them in the attic. Like this ninja guy. You…

Sunday is going to end with all of us metaphorically wrapping our arms and legs around your legs so you can barely walk while we cry and yell about not wanting you to leave. Then Stephen Totilo tells us we have to let you go but if we’re real nice “and say thank you to Ms. Ellison” he says you’ll come back soon.

See, when I grew up, it wasn’t in this wussy, namby-pamby child-safe world where everything’s inflatable and covered in velvet. Oh, no! We drank from the fire hose! We had our poison out in the OPEN, in the same box as the cereal! Only in a little, smaller box! We played with sticks and our playgrounds weren’t padded!…

The grammar in this poster makes my head hurt. Rule #2: Send your children to school to learn correct grammar.

That actually makes things demotivating. It’s a so much better feeling if you get something cool done that you think was your idea and not pre-thought by someone else. Like I remember getting boxes from all over the level in Thief II (?) to climb over a wall that seemed be intended as a impassable barrier. Nothing…

Worst thing about games of today is that they overexplain every objective.