The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

$5 says it’s a slummy used car dealer. I’ve had a roaming dealer up here (Vision Auto Group, from 4 hours away) that sells garbage like 2002 Honda Odysseys for only $99 a month (of course, on approved credit, and the thing’s got well over 100k miles on it).

Yeah, the $2500 still owed on an 18 year old Buick is the real story...

How about the ol’ method ? Ay pirate !

Hmm I’m sure that the Stig is trademarked, but what would prevent him from coming back as Ben Collins? Who knows, maybe most will grow to like the curmudgeonly Nascar driver.

I’m pretty sure BBC’s non-compete and trademark contracts dictate that Collins coming within a mile of those three will result in actual lighting strikes.

Dear Top Gear Grand Tour. Please bury the hatchet and bring back Ben Collins.

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

This is Texas; we don’t need a commercial reason to own this truck.

Suck it, hippies.

It may have, but it may be good enough for a rebuilt Russian market place. I would expect some rain or whistling issues

Im surprised the roof caving in like that didnt mess up the A pillars or doors as well.

I’m going to guess safety regulations and reliability. Oh, and speed .

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Pretty much Top Gear with Clarkson, May and Hammond, minus about 90% of the Stars in reasonable priced cars segments.

might be my BIASED keyboard

I drive a black E60, and I signal and am nice to people... :/