Who the fuck flies to prom in a helicopter?

This shows that Dodge knows who they are and what they make and I love it.

"We make fast cars that make a lot of noise...'Murica. Fuck Yeah!"

Or worse worse, on ceramic rotors.

how bout one that is a production car available for purchase?

Yep, I'd get one just like that, but a redhead.

And now our element of surprise for the retaking of Åland is gone. Thanks, Damon.

Dealers, please don't do this:

As a European: Damn.

strong work! And a good fire extinguisher. I used mine on a beetle once only to have it almost immediately burst back into flames. I stopped carrying one after that because it felt too much like just burning my money. After seeing this I might have to re-evaluate that decision.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

Very cool truck and company.
Very not cool to drag our flag through the mud. Please wash that one and find a better mounting location.

The one where he kept getting drunk repeatedly while driving a Jaguar to different locales was particularly interesting. It's hard not to like James May.

- James May rants about yogurt

...I should just buy it now...

There'll be that one Jalopnik reader that can spot a SHO from 4 blocks away chasing you down to buy it.

Aprilia SMV750.
90+ hp.
Good for streets.
Great for off-beaten path (esp with appropriate tires).
No cop car/SUV/Harley/bike/foot patrolman can follow where you go as fast as you go there.
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Manueverability. Hidability. Hoonability.